The Wisdom of Led Zeppelin, With Commentary

The soul of a woman was created below. Save for big-legged women, who apparently don’t have souls.

The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath. Unless you get shot during the war and then suddenly marry a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model right afterwards.

Upon us all a little rain must fall. Except in Chile’s Atacama Desert.

The greatest thing you ever can do is trade a smile with someone who’s blue. Or spend $100,000 on booze, coke, and hookers in a month-long pleasure spree.

All that lives is born to die. Wow, that’s kind of depressing.

Not all big jet airplanes are the same. Especially if we’re talking about the new 555-seater super jumbo Airbus A-380.

To trip is, ironically, just to fall. Who knew?

The road we choose is always right. So that basically disproves Calvinism.

Mellow is the man who knows what he’s been missing. But if he’s never had a chicken quesadilla from ¡Cha Cha Cha! in Northampton, Massachusetts, he has no idea what he’s been missing. They put roasted garlic and grilled red onion in them. That’s right.

Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. Unless you build a dam.

Be a rock; never roll. Just trust us on this one.