Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Some Scenarios in Which It’s Inappropriate to Respond With “That’s Hot”

When the person you’re talking with reveals that he/she was molested as a child by the Charles' Chips delivery man.

When watching a man chew on shards of a light bulb.

When accidentally knocking down an elderly person/amputee on the sidewalk.

When being told by a doctor that although you have prostate cancer, it’s operable.

When discussing genocide in Sudan, Armenia, Rwanda, Serbia, Poland, Germany, or really any time mass extermination of a people because of race, ethnicity, or religion is concerned.

When asked by parents to be the sandak at their first son’s bris.

When listening to someone confess that they might have a substance abuse problem.

When you learn that the Pope’s been given last rites.

When witnessing a small child—no more than four years old—being attacked by a swarm of killer bees.


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