An Important Announcement From The Strange

During the next several months, The Strange will be undergoing some major changes. All for the better, we assure you. But because of these changes, we will only be posting our hilarious writings (“comedy bordering on poetry” as The Nation called us) on week days. That’s Monday through Friday. We might take Wednesdays off too; we’re not sure yet.

We just wanted to let you, our legions of devoted fans know this, so you’re not worried when you don’t see a new and side-splittingly ingenious piece up on Saturday or Sunday.

Now, you’re probably asking yourself, “What exactly are these changes?” Well, we’re not at liberty to divulge the specifics at this point. However, we can say, without hyperbole, that they will change the course of human history as we know it. If you ever stopped to wonder what it was like to be around when fire was discovered, or the wheel invented, or when there was a viable third political party, or when Led Zeppelin ruled the music charts—that’s what the changes are going to be like. Roughly.

They’re going to change our lives as well as yours. And for the better this time. Not like that damn Ab-Roller. Piece of crap that was.

So to all our fans in the United States and across the world, we’re still going to be here, just not on the weekends. And very soon we’ll be able to show all of you what wonders await you in this century and beyond.

But why don’t you take that extra time we’ve given you and spend it with the family, or take up a hobby, or make love to your significant other? Sometimes you can combine all those activities into one.

Although we don’t recommend that as you’ll probably be arrested. Fucking pervert.